i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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