This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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