My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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