so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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