I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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