I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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