There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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