Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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