Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
