she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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