I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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