Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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