i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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