Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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