Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
too bad you live with your parents still
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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