$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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