We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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