Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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