Please, let me fuck your mom
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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