That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
