Cold hands, warm shart.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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