So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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