I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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