i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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