We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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