i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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