I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
