Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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