So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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