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(312): View more from Illinois

Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?

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(305): View more from Florida

I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.

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(503): View more from Oregon

i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.

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(716): View more from New York

He finger blasted me like an angel dude

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(701): View more from North Dakota

How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know

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