Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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