dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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