ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
