Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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