Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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