How'd it feel making her break her religion?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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