If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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