I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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