It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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