There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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