Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yo dont text me then not text me
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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