Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm bleeding and have questions
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