Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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I have tasted many bathrooms
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I currently don't understand fingers.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
try to milk me bitch
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