So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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