Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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