But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
