pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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