But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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