ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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