he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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