i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Is it because I queefed?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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