i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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