my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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