I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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