So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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